Things that lead to social suicide in London !

When you live in London for a very long time, you start to adjust to a few rules that suddenly become implemented in your brain just because you live in London. So I decided to accumulate all the things that you should never do in London in order to survive ! #aren'tIjustamazing

1.Never tand on the left , people like myself like to walk up and down the escalators, so if you are standing in my way , I get really frustrated and then we start complaining about tourists on the Tube back home.

 

2. Don't be kissing on Tube or attempt to show any type of affection for someone that you know isn't PG friendly because trust me we don't want to see it and you could possible end of on someone's facebook wall with a post titled : Lovebirds gross ! 

3. Do not , I repeat DO NOTTT just ques ! Us Londoners have a thing about queuing we love to que, if there isn't a que we will make a que , you see we like order ! If you attempt to que jump you will be faced with the wrath of several people who will quick you out of the que . 

4. Don't forget your umbrella unless you want a free shower. 

 

5. Please Don't walk slowly because it really pisses people off and for the love of god please don't stop in the middle of the pavement!! 

6. Have a phone conversation of the Tube - just don't , people don't care about what molly did to meg. 

7.Don't make eye contact with anyone of public transport because  then it just become awkward ! Most likely they will think you are a freak.